Sunday, May 26, 2013

Introduction to Ijaz Ahmad Exposed

This blog seeks to look into the weird and wacky world of Ijaz Ahmad, sometimes also called by the nickname "Calling Christians". On this blog we will seek to probe his mind, believing contrary to evidence and thus with ungrounded optimism that he actually has one to probe. We will look at his shenanigans and hijinks performed in the service of Allah and Muhammad to see if we can make heads or tails of his constant dribble, which often seems like a form of Chinese water torture.

If you have a more recent picture of Ijaz, please let us know. For now we will have to use the somewhat dated picture above that features Ijaz during one of his favorite pastimes: playing in the grass. We would have used the photo from his high school yearbook, but as of yet we have no convincing evidence that he graduated from or even attended any high school. (Lest it be thought that we are taking a stab at Ijaz's intelligence, we have been told by a source close to Ijaz that he was in the process of reading every book in his local library, at least up until the day someone stole the book.)

Stay tuned and watch as Ijaz in his craftiness attempts to slither hither and thither only to be repeatedly exposed to his own shame and eventual ruin.

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